The best pair of Norts is a new pair of Norts.
In the great debate of Vineyard Vines vs Southern Tide, I side with Sourthern Proper. Sorry, I’m not sorry.
Trophies, ladies.
Monte is a poor man’s Randy.
Let’s play my favorite Monday morning game: count the bruises.
No matter what happens over the weekend, I always end up a purple and blue mess. Like, seriously, how do I manage this every weekend?
Chapter one.
A Cunt Like Me: The True Tales of a Sorority Brat.
That will be the title of my book.
Dedicated to vodka, red wine and Red Bull.
Just walked downstairs wearing only black leggings, my bra and pearls to a find my neighbors on the couch. Fab.
In all fairness, I was trying to find my shirt but couldn’t, and it’s their fault for being in my house.
Feeling out of sorts and uninspired, so here, have some Mean Girls.
